YOU THERE. RIGHT THERE. HOLD YOUR HORSES ONE FREAKING MOMENT. LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
LOOK RIGHT HERE AT THIS SHIT.
THIS:
This shit right here is the machine on the gameshow "Tipping Point". You get that right, this game show is the ULTIMATE LIFE FORM IN TERMS OF PURE, GRIPPING, WHITE-KNUCKLE, EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT ENTERTAINMENT.
Why is it? WHY IS THIS SO AWESOME?!
DO YOU RECOGNISE THIS MACHINE!? DO YOU!? DO YOU SEE WHAT THIS SHIT IS?!
That's right motherfucker.
THIS. IS. A. FREAKING. COIN. PUSHER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
A GAME SHOW BASED ON A COIN PUSHER MACHINE.
NOW YOU CAN'T SAY THAT'S NOT JUST FREAKING RADICAL.
This show has four hopefuls playing the GIANT COIN PUSHER MACHINE for these huge ass metal discs worth £50 (That's about $80 for those across the pond) each. That is literally the entire game. You answer questions and fire these discs all over the shop in an attempt to whore up on as much cash as humanely possible.
It's absolutely captivating. You will literally not stop screaming at the screen. You will answer every question. You will be fucking hypnotised by just how AMAZING this machine is, and you will watch Every. Single. Episode.
OH MY GOOOOD. FUCKING FALL YOU FUCKING SHITFUCK.
Don't you even dare call this show cheesy and slow, because this is the future, I swear to you. you will laugh at this show, you will take the piss out of this show, but you will always sit and watch it with rapt attention, and you will always shout at the screen.
And then you realise you're watching a show about a penny pusher machine.
And then you feel a little sad about yourself.
And you start to rethink your life.
.....
ARGH HOLY SHIT FALL OFF YOU FUCKING SHITFUCKS.
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